The first testament says "an eye for an eye."
The second testament says "love thy neighbour."
The third testament... KICKS ASS!
Yay! I'd been waiting to see this movie ever since I first heard about it, and tonight I did. With a bunch of HRSFen, naturally.
Vampires! vampires that can walk in the sunlight are plaguing Vancouver, preying particularly on lesbians. So a local priest visits Jesus (performing baptisms nearby) and asks for his help. Jesus is an action hero, of course. So is El Santos, the masked fighter who becomes his sidekick.
Did I mention it's also a musical?
Clearly made on a budget of nothing, this thing is hysterical. Watch out for the atheists!